explain like I'm 5: police abolition: imagine a big shark...

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@Dogwood @showerpickles i need to remind you that threshers are not known for being "big" sharks
(also yes i will do this as soon as i get the right teeth)

@yeenbean @showerpickles I'm just saying it would be cool if we let sharks eat cops :blobcatbreadpeek:

@showerpickles if JAWS has taught us anything, it’s that police are going to request an increased budget for a bigger boat.

@showerpickles "Flowers for Sergeant Hallis?" "Flowers for who?" "Plumber, sir." "I don't need a plumber." "Candygram."

@ItsJenNotGabby @showerpickles

I'm willing to enter into an uneasy truce, for the greater good.

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