you've been magically whisked away to YA novel land. pick your house allegiance:
skull rose is in the lead. y'all edge lords, i see ya
fire mouse has taken the lead and skull rose is in third. wow. the night crew must just be the edgy crew.
@popstar I'm not surprised skull rose is walking away with it, but I am surprised there are significant votes for the others
@robotcarsley the edge lord energy is strong tonight
@popstar look, there are as many reasons to love a skull as there are skulls. And when you get that rose on there too? Pure class.
@popstar I have decided skull rose and blizzard vulture are sworn enemies.
@balrogboogie somehow i knew you'd be a fire mouse
@popstar it's me i'm the edgelord
but *skull rose* y'know
Fedi is crawling with Deadheads. 😵
@popstar the fact that they're all pretty much evenly spaced though means you've got a perfect formula tho
like I feel like with all other YA novels there's one faction that's objectively Cool and all the other ones are lame but these are all equally good
@wgahnagl i think thats probably because i (intentionally) didn't assign any values or morals to go along with them, so people make of it whatever they want. altho i do feel like certain categories attract certain people. don't see the glass cactus makin a fuss, for instance 👀
@popstar also glass cactus sounds like an absolutely fucking baller band name
@popstar Snow Vultures feel scrappy, i root for the underdogs
@popstar I'm in for blizzard vulture. No idea what we stand for but with imagery like that I am hype to find out
@ljwrites i appreciate you stoking the fires of house wars
@popstar I thrive on conflict
@popstar oh some sort of fantasy setting, is it? I'll go with whatever has the most dead people.
Always trying to bring the cute to necromancy.
@popstar oh great, we're already at war? With birds?
Now I'm going to be even more afraid of open spaces.
@popstar I'm a wood rat in the Chinese cycle, so I'm voting for fire mouse!
@popstar I'm envisioning a tiny field house belching house-size flames. Or a mouse made of fire setting things alight in its path.
@bouncinglime i was thinking more like the first one yeah lol
don't mind me, pkmn
@popstar this post made me think about that there isn't a fire mouse pokémon to my knowledge. (I'm obviously not counting Cyndaquil as that is certainly not based on a mouse as the english translation of the early games would suggest)
@popstar Ah, the incandescent rodent is ascendant
@popstar Vultures all the way!!
@popstar I just want to be as unmanageablely pointy as possible but also maybe glittery
@popstar cannot believe how little love glass cactus is getting in the comments tbh. where are my fellow transparent succulent friends
@natrixnatrix i myself am also a glass cactus 🌵
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