Big Goof Energy @popstar@rage.love

a few people have expressed their desire to help me out with a ridiculous medical bill, asking if i would set up a gofundme so i did

please, if you are in a tight spot yourself, take care of you first. this is like, the most absurd time possible for debt collectors to come knocking for me but i suppose thats why they did it. i've made my first payment today and another isn't due until july 18th.

if you can and want to help, thank you! let me know if there's anything i can do in return for you. if you can't, that's totally cool. this is not an emergency need, i'm just broke and its gonna suck paying this off lol (boosts are ok)

https://www.gofundme.com/f/star039s-medical-debt?utm_source=customer&utm_medium=copy_link&utm_campaign=p_cf+share-flow-1

new main, new #intro! 🎉

My name is Citlali (se-tla-lee not sit-lolly) but I also go by Lali and Star 🌟

Some quick and dirty info about me:

*Mexican and Indigenous American (pale, not white) 🇲🇽
*English is not my first language
*Agender/ Asexual/ Aromantic
*Author, baker, amateur food historian, aspiring polyglot, yellow starbursts fan
*Chronically ill, Mentally ill, Gluten Free
*I have 3 dogs: Lafayette, Luna, Chocolat
*I talk a lot about my fabulous queer beloved KJ @afterthefog 💖
*follow me for food, mexican history, threads about the aztec empire, and nonsense as i lose my mind in the process of publishing a novel

To support me and/ or read my writing, you can find all my links here:

https://linktr.ee/newfireluna

i am a broke writer, and if you wanna help make me a little less broke (funds go towards meds and getting treads for my doggies) or you're just interested in my writing, you can find all of my links conveniently here:

https://linktr.ee/newfireluna

my first toot shall be my favorite meme that i spent a literal year searching for:

hey wait why the hell do people try to cancel me for human sacrifice but all y'all get off on the TL wanting to be roasted the fuck?? keep the same energy for sacrifer vs sacrificee tf

slightly less a fan of the dismissive "I know" or "so what?" reactions. like its hard to come out. if the person is visibly, like, scared, being dismissive isnt really helpful

i really like the cultural reaction shift to coming out being less shock and silence and more flinging yourself into hugging the person coming out

how the hell am i gonna mount a skull to my crown

and a special mention for the extremely confused vegan memes who think going gluten free and going vegan are remotely the same thing

10% of gluten free memes are silly inner community jokes and the other 90% are mean spirited ableist jabs by people that are for some reason offended by my diet that affects them in no way???

gluten free memes

gluten free thinkin emoji

this is not a subtoot, but i can't use devices for opening jars. i can't manipulate or grip them if my weakness is bad. an easier (for me) no tool work around: just whack that shit on the counter.

seriously. grip it in two hands. give the jar a solid whack, the rim of the lid on the corner of the counter. it should pop itself open.

for not-new lids, never forget the power of hot water. heat makes metal expand.

people really say "Well we need to listen to both sides" and then only listen to center right to alt right sources unironically and call that being moderate