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So, it's my little sister's birthday soon. She's requested that I bring a snail. For snail races. This is her current thing. So tomorrow, I'm going out looking for athletic snails to put on a high protein diet in preparation for their big day on Wednesday.

a big snail, ec possibly but it's from a snail 

@pfx a beefy enby friend, ready for the gym

a big snail, ec possibly but it's from a snail 

@RedFuture oo gosh, yeah not sure i'll find anything that ripped out in wales!

(also that cw is real funny 😆 )

a big snail, ec possibly but it's from a snail, caps 

@pfx I DON'T KNOW WHERE SNAILS HAVE THEIR EYES OR WHICH WAY THEY POINT OK

Also get some pre-workout from a gym, mix it with some whey powder, the snail will bulk up quick enough

definitely snail eye contact 

@pfx This has strong rathergood.com vibes, and should also be deleted immediately

a big snail, ec possibly but it's from a snail 

@RedFuture rabbit,,,???

a big snail, ec possibly but it's from a snail 

@thatgirllily Mollusc bun!

a big snail, ec possibly but it's from a snail 

@thatgirllily wait are snails molluscs?

a big snail, ec possibly but it's from a snail 

@RedFuture i think so???? does it like carrot

a big snail, ec possibly but it's from a snail 

@thatgirllily I assume so

They definitely like lettuce

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