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Introduction! 

Heyo!!

I'm Adam, or Swiff, either one works!

I've been on and off the fedi for about four(?) years now, first on the big mastodon.social, then on glitch.social, then cybre.space, then finally here! Never had a giant social media presence, and I don't see that changing overall.

I'm a gigantic dweebus with a B.A. in Archaeology, a love of fantasy nonsense in my heart, and a tendency towards hyperbole in my brain.

I will never stop learning things, and that's simply grand, imo.

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subtoot of someone not on mastodon, to my knowledge 

Accepting and making peace with the end of a former friendship apparently gets a whoooooOOOoooole lot easier when the other person, months after we last spoke, goes out of their way to be visibly petty about it, lmao

Character art I went and did! 

New D&D characters (well, not technically D&D but tabletop stuff) are probably the most consistent way to prompt me into actually doing character art again.

actually really digging how this boy came out

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remembering when the tf2 character videos were the funniest shit i had ever seen. a much simpler time

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no, you misunderstood. i'm a sexuosapial. i'm only smart when i'm horny

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Expecting people to conform to the ideals of passing (any kind of passing be it cis passing, white passing, NT passing, abled passing) is violence unto itself

warframe, tennocon 

this all owns

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NEW FREE ROAM WHAT!?

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"You don't need to keep feeding mag to the helminth"

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T H E
H E L M I N T H
P R E F E R S
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D I V E R S E
D I E T

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VOREFRAME LIVES

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SKELETON FRAAAAAAAME

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@Swiff dude pick up your fuckin chips this isn't the workshop this is the dinner table

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"white people colonized the world for spices and have the audicity to not even use them in their food" is the epitome of, like, white culture as a byproduct of racism and genocide.

the cultures with heavily spiced food are notoriously HOT countries. i'm from mexico. i live and breath heavily spiced food. but then i went to culinary school, my main discipline in which was French cuisine, where they strip you of everything you know about food and re-introduce it "properly". that is, completely without seasoning. and it sounded gross to me, but yknow what? it was delicious. fucking incredible.

because they could afford the top tier , grade AAA, freshest of the fresh and most lovingly grown shit. it didnt need much in the way of seasoning.

cultures from hot climates developed heavily seasoned food to preserve and extend the life of their food and to cover up "off" tastes. it is what it is. and its proliferated down thru generations while white people saw their food becoming less and less demanding of the novelty of spices that originally spurned the "spice trade" that had worn off. they were rich and had access to fresher, tastier food. brown people, not so much.

so now we have white ass chads boiling plain chicken breasts and iceburg lettuce.

congratulations, you played yourself 🤡

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