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Introduction! 

Heyo!!

I'm Adam, or Swiff, either one works!

I've been on and off the fedi for about four(?) years now, first on the big mastodon.social, then on glitch.social, then cybre.space, then finally here! Never had a giant social media presence, and I don't see that changing overall.

I'm a gigantic dweebus with a B.A. in Archaeology, a love of fantasy nonsense in my heart, and a tendency towards hyperbole in my brain.

I will never stop learning things, and that's simply grand, imo.

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Why does Da Giant Rat Who Makes All Of Da Rules let bad things happen to good people? :blobcatsadlife: ✝️ 🐀

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I swear I will delete this account if I ever become an "influencer"

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there are two kinds of people: those who would transform themselves into catpeople if possible, and those who would not

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Spent a solid hour earlier just thinking about orangutans

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shop talk 

@Swiff it's cool we're britain, it barely stands out in our litany of food crimes and actual crimes

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Dude struck poses with almost no context, eliciting an "Oh yeah?" followed by "Yeah it sounds cool" in the flattest of tones

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There will perhaps never be anything funnier to me than the overheard conversation back at my community college wherein, on the first day of class, a guy was energetically but very badly explaining Jojo to his *terminally* disinterested female classmate, whose expression at time I can only describe as "too bored to be annoyed"

"Nomads" is the shorthand name for the Anti-Mads Mikkelsen Hate Club

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gundam wing is an anime where a teenage girl says "i'm going to change the political system from within" and then it works somehow

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out of context DnD 

"you can't call her undead! the proper term is Differently Alive"

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@schratze i have no choice but to stan Minced Meat Man

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@Swiff yeah it literally means Minced Meat Man. The town is named Minced Meat Man

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Rage.love

Generalist Hometown instance with a strong focus on community standards. No TERF, no SWERF, no Nazi, no Centrist.